Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design

Eat The Rich Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

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Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design
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  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
  • Eat the Rich statement t-shirt, Appalachian Wizard Gang design – alternate view
Eat The Rich Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

Eat The Rich Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000

$29.99
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The revolution has gone supernatural. Deep in an Appalachian bunker, the Gang's strangest operatives gather to discuss wealth redistribution, class warfare, and the finer points of cryptid-led economic reform. With the Arch-Magus, Mothman, Bigfoot, and a particularly enthusiastic Grey alien in attendance, the message on the briefing board is unmistakable: EAT THE RICH. Rendered in the Gang's signature black-and-yellow grimdark aesthetic, this design combines backwoods occultism, cryptid absurdity, and rebellious anti-establishment humor into one gloriously unhinged statement piece.

Perfect for rabble-rousers, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who thinks the supernatural might have some thoughts about the socioeconomic order.


Cryptids of the World, Unite. The Holler Belongs to the People.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit).



Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

Made to Order

This item is print on demand — made just for you when you order. Please allow 5-8 business days for production plus shipping time. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid apparel!

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