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Rendered in the Gang's signature black-and-yellow grimdark aesthetic, this design combines backwoods occultism, cryptid absurdity, and rebellious anti-establishment humor into one gloriously unhinged statement piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for rabble-rousers, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who thinks the supernatural might have some thoughts about the socioeconomic order.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCryptids of the World, Unite. The Holler Belongs to the People.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless double-needle collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle sleeve and bottom hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTaped neck and shoulders for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabrication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize 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