Slow Is Smooth Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
S
$29.99
Skip to product information
Slow Is Smooth Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 5000
$29.99
Speed comes through discipline. Magic comes through mastery. Out on the range, even cryptids need to put in the work. Featuring a Grey alien honing its marksmanship under the watchful eye of a battle-hardened Bigfoot instructor, this design brings tactical training culture and Appalachian supernatural absurdity together in the Gang's signature black-and-yellow aesthetic. Because expensive gear won't replace fundamentals, and no amount of eldritch power can substitute for discipline.
Perfect for range enthusiasts, tactical-minded outdoorsmen, and anyone who knows that competence is earned one repetition at a time.
Slow Is Smooth. Smooth Is Magic. Stay Disciplined.
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit).
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
Care Instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
Made to Order
This item is print on demand — made just for you when you order. Please allow 5-8 business days for production plus shipping time. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid apparel!