Train Hard, Hex Harder Hydrapeak Sportboot 32oz

Incoming thirst doesn't care how expensive your kit is. Stay hydrated.

Bigfoot is putting in the work, a Grey alien is learning the ropes, and a bearded mountain wizard is proving that discipline is earned, not purchased. Now the Gang's signature black-and-yellow grimdark artwork comes to a rugged, double-wall insulated stainless steel sports bottle built for those who take their training seriously and their cryptids personally.

With a generous 32 oz capacity, this bottle is ready to keep you fueled through gym sessions, outdoor adventures, range days, and long treks into the holler. The full-wrap design features durable, UV-cured printing for a striking finish that stands up to everyday use, keeping the Gang's unmistakable aesthetic front and center wherever your travels take you.

Whether you're hitting the weights, exploring the backwoods, or preparing for an encounter with the unnatural, don't let dehydration compromise the mission.

Train Hard. Hex Harder. Hydrate Like You Mean It.

Made to Order

This item is print on demand — made just for you when you order. Please allow 5-8 business days for production plus shipping time. Thanks for supporting small-batch cryptid apparel!